POTUS has redesigned his workplace (or rather, has had his workplace redesigned. I hope). The intrepidly tepid collection of beiges, taupes and tentative nicotine-stain-yellows is a new benchmark for blandness, on level with Holiday Inn lobbies and snowbird living rooms. Fitting for a man who tries so hard not to offend anyone (successfully so – he’s the only American alive who doesn’t offend Germans). For a historical comparison, behold the office styles of previous presidents. I like the Ford one. Only Clinton could get away with this.
By the way, this is my new workplace:
Sadly, I neither have a carpet nor a seal I could display on it. On the plus side, our new sofa will not be beige, taupe, cream or sand.