Beste Nigerian-Scam-Anrede bis jetzt:
“Dear sir/madam
Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics. I will introduce myself (…)”
Schön auch das Oxford-Englisch:
“I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any fear, as the whole required arrangement has been made for the transfer.”