…to become a Biblical Literalist. Get your scripture right at Skeptic’s Annotated Bible with straightforward explanations like
"And he [God] smote his enemies in the hinder parts." (He kicked their ass.) 78:66
(Filed under "Absurdity", also see sections "Women" and "Family Values", or – for a cheap, tarantinoesque thrill, "Cruelty and Violence")
